Thursday, February 10, 2005

This Just In: 9/11 Report Cites Many Warnings About Hijackings...

What a surprise! The FAA are a bunch of idiots and negligent fools!

The New York Times breaks wide open with the news that the 9/11 Report belatedly mentions that the FAA had many warnings about Islamofascist terrorists' plans to hijack airplanes and crash them into major landmarks, most likely, U.S. ones.

Unfortunately, in these warnings there were no names, dates, addresses, maps, phone numbers or itineraries, so the FAA just must have figured they were joking, or that the threat would go away if they focused instead on how to make airline travel more enjoyable, efficient, and profitable.